Dak Prescott Defies CTE With Latest End Zone Dance

Dak Prescott End Zone Dance

In the latest incident of showmanship gone awry, Dak Prescott of the Dallas Cowboys does a headspin to celebrate being alive. Challenging the dreaded CTE head on, Prescott damned gravity headfirst to the bewilderment of three Arizona Cardinals’ players who could only watch. We can neither confirm nor deny that Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five were playing in his helmet speaker at the time.

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