In A Show Of Metal Solidarity, Tom Brady Yet Again Pulls Off Late Comeback Victory


Trailing late to the Houston Texans Sunday, once again quarterback Tom Brady raised his metal horns to summon the spirit of Ronnie James Dio and lead the New England Patriots downfield for a game winning touchdown. The play, “12-Y-Left-Holy Diver” has never failed, and is no doubt the ultimate secret to Brady’s success. Well, that and a super hot wife.