Album Release: Polterchrist – “Badge Of The Assassin”

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The death metal apocalypse is upon us! Polterchrist’s brand new monsterpiece “Badge Of The Assassin” has seen the light of day and is now available for the cost of a medium sized Double Whopper value meal from Burger King. Angelcorpse and Marduk are channeled to perfection in this showcase of extremity. You no longer need to scare your children with tales of the Bogeyman living under the bed, this is more terrifying. Guaranteed to level the house of that asshole neighbor who borrowed your lawnmower and returned it in three pieces. Get it!!! Ten fucking bucks for ten fucking inverted crosses!!!  https://polterchrist.bandcamp.com/

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2016 NFL Predictions

NFL Predictions 2016

Finally! Another NFL Season is upon us! Mercifully, the offseason has come to an end with training camps opening for all 32 teams within the last few days. Here is my annual attempt at amateur prognostication (admittedly I have been below average in my 30 years of predicting how NFL seasons will go. I picked a Chicago/Seattle Super Bowl in the 1986 season the first time I tried doing this…)

Here are my best guesses as to how the 2016 season will unfold:

AFC

East:
1. New England Patriots
2. New York Jets
3. Buffalo Bills
4. Miami Dolphins

South:
1. Jacksonville Jaguars
2. Indianapolis Colts
3. Tennessee Titans
4. Houston Texans (This team is a trendy Super Bowl pick but I don’t trust their QB)

North:
1. Cincinnati Bengals
2. Pittsburgh Steelers
3. Baltimore Ravens
4. Cleveland Browns

West:
1. Kansas City Chiefs
2. Oakland Raiders
3. Denver Broncos
4. San Diego Chargers

NFC

East:
1. New York Giants
2. Washington Redskins
3. Dallas Cowboys
4. Philadelphia Eagles

South:
1. Carolina Panthers
2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
3. Atlanta Falcons
4. New Orleans Saints

North:
1. Minnesota Vikings
2. Green Bay Packers
3. Chicago Bears
4. Detroit Lions

West:
1. Arizona Cardinals
2. Seattle Seahawks
3. Los Angeles Rams
4. San Francisco 49ers

Super Bowl LI – Kansas City Chiefs vs. Arizona Cardinals

Super Bowl LI Winner:

Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl LI Champions 2016